oh my pain. arrrrgh!

Although relatively vague and nondescript, one would think that the words "just take a bit off, but not too much" and other instructions to that effect would not cause a hairdresser to think that I wanted to have my hair cut short like some angelic choirboy. Especially considering that my hair was quite long when the instructions were being given. However, today I went for a haircut and the crazed maniac I was unlucky enough to get, she hacks up my hair and makes it hell short. I can't even feel the hair move when I shake my head!! This is simply tragic. I do not know what to do. I am at a loss. RIP my long locks :-(

PS I am really really angry! Perhaps this will assist with me writing some killer agressive angular guitar riffs. Woot.